hiya

so i was talking to this girl in my art class

and i was like

“i want to go to college in england”

and then she said

“but wouldnt you have to learn another language?”

another

language

comedy-jesus:

my new favorite thing on the internet

comedy-jesus:

okay so my dad just called me outside to show me the moon because the sky is really clear this evening and i just go yeah i know dad its up there everyday and night. and he got real quiet and just looked at me for a while then silently went inside

Plot twist: plot twist posts dont get old

comedy-jesus:

This is the birthday cake my cousin got my mom for her 40th birthday

comedy-jesus:

my reasoning behind deleting my facebook